Aliens On The Doorstep?

As if we don’t have enough problems; we now need fear Aliens. The basis for the fear is…………wait for it………. greenhouse emissions sic global warming. Wow! We’ve known for quite some time that the struggle for justifiable rationales in support of the required panic regarding global warming, oops, climate change was getting tougher and tougher for those feeding at the trough of ‘climate science’; but Aliens? Yea, Aliens, NASA affiliated scientists say so.

The ‘scientists” lay out a number of scenarios ranging from the benign to extermination of human kind including…………wait for it………….’Green’ Aliens. No, no not little green men, ‘Green’ in the environmental sense. The Alien ‘Greens’ may wipe us out to save the planet. It goes unanswered as to what the ‘Greens’ are saving the planet for, but hey we’re running out of stuff to scare you with here!

The idea that they might help us solve our global warning oops, climate change issues are considered but communication difficulties might prohibit that option. No matter they’ve traveled light years to find us; they won’t be able to figure out how to hit us upside the head with a two by four to get our attention and deliver their message.

The authors want us to stop beaming I Love Lucy to the universe and keep it limited to mathematics. Okay, that makes sense but if we’re afraid of global annihilation due to an excess of carbon in the atmosphere maybe we should put the cap on beaming the math as well. Oops, too late we’ve already done that.

The ‘Green Aliens’ might also eliminate us to save other civilizations. Those would be the civilizations we’ve spent decades searching for and have not found. We have SETI, Voyager, Hubble; sorry no joy, no discovery of Alien civilizations just some really good movies.

Why such a report? ‘To help us plot the future path of human civilization’. Now there is something sounding vaguely familiar. Help! Who will help us create the plan to avoid Alien annihilation? Who will need billions to do so? I will hazard a wild guess, the ‘scientists’ who authored the report?

  • As if this country needs another crisis…lol People,do you see how silly this global warming thing really is. The minds of liberals are so warped that they are now trying to scare us with the threat of an Alien attack if us skeptics don’t climb on board. I think it really ticks off liberals like Al Gore (who I swear has been abducted by aliens)that Americans are more concerned with our failing economy then this silly global warming stuff.

    Oh boy, Nate and I better buy some carbon credits, next week we will be adding to the carbon foot print as I deliver our baby boy! Scary that we will be new parents with this looming threat of Aliens threatening to attack over global warming.

  • D.D.Mao

    Conservative Gal and Nate…….I’m sorry I’m so late with this but I’ve been out of town for the past 10 days. Please keep us up to date on when the “Conservative Guy” arrives.Wishing you both all the happiness in the world.

  • D.D.Mao

    The first thought that comes to my mind is that the Liberal/Progressives will try to recruit these “Green Aliens” into voting Democrat by giving them (are you ready for this?) GREEN CARDS.

  • Bill Hedges

    NO, no, a thousand times no. Could conservative gal have a…..liberal ?????? OH the S H A M E that would bring …..

    Friends would SHUN you. Neighbors will put their houses up for sale. Not allowed to watch Fox news. Scription to Heritage Foundation canceled. Family would be black balled. In fear they could catch it. Required to move to big city. Watch PUBLIC TV. Have photo of Al Gore on the mantle. GO GREEN. Yes, must replace bulbs in house to new light bulbs. Even with the mercery. Buy electric car.

    No, this could never happen. If it does, Send them to TEXAS. Texas A & M in College Station is doing wonderful work in solving this infliction. Scientist promise soon, a cure will be discovered. Before America loses “A” rating…